Comedian Jim Gaffigan has a suggestion for preparing a Hot Pockets frozen entree: "Take out of package. Place directly in toilet." Gaffigan is not a big fan of Hot Pockets. He doesn't like exercise, either. But he loves bacon. "Without bacon, no one would even know what a water chestnut is," he says. Gaffigan's also a fan of ...

Vegas , for comedians, seems to have the same effect as cocaine to a crackhead: They want it, they need it, and it gives them one hell of a euphoric boost when they get it. " Vegas , for a comedian, is really a watershed in your career when you can do a theater or a showroom ... because it's not something that ...